Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*
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- anime woman: *has a baby*
- anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character
- anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........
- anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*
Ideal life
- Me in my dreams: *listening to anime openings, have unlimited wifi, watching anime all the time, a bookshelf full of manga*
- Me actually: *studying all the time, stalking anime characters on wikipedia pages, a small stash of manga I bought with my own money*
- Anime girl: *gets bumped into*
- Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*
*over dystopian speakers throughout ruined city* CHILL ANIME BEATS TO STUDY WITH 24/7 ANIME CHILL BEATS TO STUDY WITH
New 2016 Totally New and Original™ Anime Concept
A generic-lookin’ ass dude with black hair suddenly finds himself surrounded by a harem of beautiful, humanized versions of different types of soda. All of them have gigantic melon titties except for Pepsi-chan, who is constantly teased by everyone else for her flat chest.
…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
- Anime girl: *gets bumped into*
- Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*
at least i dont watch anime
everyone reblogging this is an anime blog i hate all of you